Lawler always wins at Snakes and Ladders. The snakes let him go up, out of professional courtesy.
He’s more than “Mostly dead”
Not-so-great Dane, he had mastered,
Every trait that was dastard.
But he went way too far,
And so his memoir,
Will say Lawler has murdered that bastard.
That’s what embroidered patches are for. Not for showing which cool places you’ve visited, but for hiding the incriminating holes you made there.
Lawler singing Little Red Riding Hood, after inhaling helium 😉
Haha, love it
Oscar’s Cliff’s jacket never gets old. Odoriferous, maybe, but not old.