Lawler always wins at Snakes and Ladders. The snakes let him go up, out of professional courtesy.
Speedy Marsh
He’s more than “Mostly dead”
Speedy Marsh
Not-so-great Dane, he had mastered,
Every trait that was dastard.
But he went way too far,
And so his memoir,
Will say Lawler has murdered that bastard.
Wazza
Why oh why do you not have more zeros in your upvote number?
Speedy Marsh
That’s what embroidered patches are for. Not for showing which cool places you’ve visited, but for hiding the incriminating holes you made there.
Speedy Marsh
Here’s one:
Lawler singing Little Red Riding Hood, after inhaling helium 😉
